so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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