His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
honey bunches of taint.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i came on her dog
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
