Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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