I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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