just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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