On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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