Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
