your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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