is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I believe in your delicious
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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