He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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