I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have aggressive nipples.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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