do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Randomize
