I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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