2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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