If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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