That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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