I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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