I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
