But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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