she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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