You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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