i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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