There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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