You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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