fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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