I hate your face
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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