My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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