you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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