Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
And then he peed in my hair
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