yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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