sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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