Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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