I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
