are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
