you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this just has baby written all over it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
