when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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