Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You were trust falling into bushes
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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