we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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