porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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