Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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