They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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