i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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