I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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