She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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