if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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