You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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