Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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