god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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