I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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