one might say we're banned from that church
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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