I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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