i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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