Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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