I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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