she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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